So here's how we decorate our tree.
Of course there are the usual ornaments, plus a few I've gotten from my grandmother & mom. Blah blah blah, super boring whatever.
But then there are also the things that appear at V's discretion. Like the stitch markers.
What? No stitch markers on your tree? Well, how about a cat?
Picture perfect! (they should be anyway - V asked me to sharpen their eyes in Photoshop) I say if there are no cats on your tree, you are missing out on one of the finer things in life & you should rectify your situation immediately.